
Day 1: We intended to leave by 9:00am but after getting all packed up I realized that Kirsten's front basket was wobbly as hell. We made a quick trip to City Bikes and picked up a front rack, installed it and zip tied her basket on. As you can see in the photo above, she had a Wald basket with built in rack that when loaded, was really unstable. The new rack made a big difference. Finally at about 2:30 pm we were finally on the road. We crossed the St. John's bridge and rode out Rt. 30 past St. Helens, OR. About 45 miles later in the 90 degree weather and rush hour traffic we arrived at a friend's farm where we spent the first night.

Day 2: we crossed the Rainier Bridge into Washington. This sucked. Lots of big trucks and hardly a shoulder to ride on. I had been telling Kirsten that the roads would only get better and more scenic after we got off of Rt.30. I was wrong. Day 2 was worse. We were trying to link up to the start of the route on the Adventure Cycling Map I bought and could only hope that the roads we chose were bike friendly. They weren't. Rt.4 had no shoulder what-so-ever. We had to walk our bikes for 2 miles through the weedy roadside as cars blew past. I began to question why I was doing this tour. Why are we bothering to bike through a country road system that was built strictly for the automobile.


Night two was spent at a little fishing spot along the Cowlitz River. Aside from the drunken rednecks across the river blasting John Cougar Mellencamp ("Yeah, ain't that America, home of the free. Little pink houses for you and me..." how fitting) and lighting off fire works, it was a pleasant stay.


A nice morning on a country road with no cars. The sun is shining. The air is clean and cool and we inhale it deeply after climbing a big hill. We stop often to eat saskatoon berries and red huckleberry. This is when we remember why we came on a bike tour. We camped at Lewis and Clark State Park for two nights to take a break from riding. Kirsten's knee was hurting and we both needed to rest after riding in the 95 degree weather and being chased by countless dogs. I don't know what it is with dogs' hatred toward bicycles, but I kept our can of bear mace (that was intended for our travels through B.C.)easily accessible in my front basket.

Rolling into the town of Porter, WA (pop.473), our map claimed that there was camping beside the little store. The store clerk didn't seem to know what we were talking about and directed us to a camp site another half hour down the road. It was 7 pm and we weren't about to ride anymore. So I found this little spot along the Chehalis River. A legal campsite? "Well, I didn't see any signs officer."

The next morning was a rainy one, so we stopped at Betty's Kitchen in Elma. Kirsten opted for the "hungyman" meal. Yumm! Nothing like a brick of luke-warm microwaved hashbrowns and some high-fructose corn syrup slathered flapjacks. Here's to good health!

So, now we're in Seattle staying with Kirsten's brother and family. Yesterday was a frustrating day of riding. We passed through the town of Belfair and into Bremerton, where we caught a ferry over to Seattle. Along our way we had three motorists blow their horns at us as they passed. The first one tore past us on a country road and layed on the horn. I nearly crashed. I couldn't help but extend my middle finger in a show of resentment. As I come around the next corner, there he is, pulled over with his little daughter in his car, cursing me for supposedly "swerving at him" as he passed. Why I would swerve my bicycle into a speeding car is beyond me but this guy was pissed. I tried to explain that I had the right to be biking on this road and that blowing his horn at me almost caused me to crash. This obviously didn't concern him and he turned around and punched the gas, laying on his horn as he passed us the second time. No more than a half hour later another fat redneck in a pick-up plastered in US Marine Corps stickers pulled beside Kirsten and yelled, "Get off the road!" This time we were on a wide shoulder with plenty of room for him to pass. I'm usually a nice guy but I started daydreaming about how gratifying it would be to come down the road a mile later and find this guy trapped in his truck, flipped over the guardrail and engulfed in flames. I imagined standing there for a bit deciding whether or not I would help him. Yes, that is sick but I'm just being honest. Bike touring seemed to be bringing out the worst in me.
From here, we decided to reconsider the plans for our trip. I think we will be continuing the ride to Bellingham, WA and then catching a ferry from there to Juneau. We would rather spend more of our summer hanging out with friends and exploring the forests. I feel sad that bike touring through the American roadways feels so hostile. To be frank, the past week has left me with the impression that most Americans are fat, selfish, pigs bottle fed on petroleum, Bud-light, caffeine and lies and care nothing for their fellow citizens. Yeah, thats harsh, but I challenge you to ride your bike on the roadways of America and see what impression you are left with.